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Rank: Superior Regimental Commandant Handle: Bumpkin Legionnaire Since: 20 June 05 Location: Tirrenia, Italy Notches on his Badass Belt: 271 Badassness Self Affirmation: My name is Bumpkin and I’m a Badass. If you don’t think so, just look at my membership picture. This is the same pose I’ve used in the past to scare away possible threats of attack on myself. I grew up in Mississippi and sometimes being a Redneck you find yourself in a situation where you have to use your badassness to solve a problem. A prime example is when I had to jump on the back of wild whitetail deer and slit its throat because I was out of bullets. Other events over the years like the one above have brought me where I am today: a proud legionnaire of Team Friendship. Generalé's Remarks: Bumpkin got himself into Team Friendship with that badass affirmation there AND his kick ass testimonial (#5) found on the "Join Us" page. |
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Rank: Superior Regimental Commandant Handle: Itchy .45 Legionnaire Since: 6 October 05 Location: Livorno, Italy Notches on his Badass Belt: 144 Badassness
Self Affirmation: Well first off, I'm the only muthafucka who
can rock a super sweet comb-over everyday and get away with looking
like a badass. Next off, look at the fuckin' picture. I wore a fucking
bath robe all weekend at softball tournament, even hit with the mothafucka
on. Last off, in Phoenix, some ass-clown tried to steal my truck with
a fucking knife. Who does that these days!! Well luckily for me I'm
one who believes in carrying weapons; especially handguns! So, pulled
out good ol' MR .45 and gave him a fucking scare. I thought he was going
to pee his pants when I pulled it out of my door panel! Generalé's Remarks: Nice battery operated shoes and socks to match. Heard the exact same .45 story from someone else in this part of the world. He's big and bald and not in Team Friendship. And his nickname is not cow, but it's close. |
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Rank: Superior Regimental Commandant Handle: Wang-Dango Legionnaire Since: 1 March 05 Location: Tirrenia, Italy Notches on his Badass Belt: 135 Badassness Self Affirmation: Why I, Wang-Dango,
am a Badass. Generalé's Remarks: Uhhhh... Yeah. Borderline braindead. But he does have a testimonial (#3) found on the "Join Us" page. |
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Rank: Superior Regimental Commandant Handle: Wanker B. Kankle Legionnaire Since: 20 November 05 Location: Tirrenia, Italy Notches on his Badass Belt: 36 Badassness Self Affirmation: This is me drinkin' a grandé beer at Oktoberfest. I'm a badass 'cause there was this one time that I was in a bar, pretty drunk, and I said to a friend of mine that I hated this guy who just so happened to walk right in front of me while I was saying this. Just then he told me to come outside (keep in mind that this guy was considerably bigger than me) and so I did. He then proceeded to kick my ass while I was huddled into a small defensive ball. All I can say is that the next day, the only thing that hurt was my elbow. Generalé's Remarks: "Wanker" - because he wanks. "B" - it's for Bunny because he skis instead of snowboards. And "Kankle" - because this dude's got serious kankles. Or is it Cankles? It's probably actually spelled with a "c" since it means calf and ankle but we thought it looked better with a "k". |
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Rank: Superior Regimental Commandant Handle: Bald Bloke Legionnaire Since: 25 August 05 Location: Fairford, England Notches on his Badass Belt: 15 Badassness Self Affirmation: What is a Badass? Dictionary.com defines it as “A mean-tempered or belligerent person.” Well, I think that’s some bullshit, so to hell with Dick-tionary.com. My "Definition of a Badass" is someone who exhibits strength & confidence in everything they do. So ask yourself as I asked myself, "Am I a badass?" Damn right I am; can’t say for you. “Why am I a Badass,” you ask? Well for one simple reason: I’m bald. That’s right, my baldness makes me a Badass. Think about how many Bald Badasses there are. O.K. stop thinking cause I’m going to name a few. Vin Diesel, Michael Chiklis, Michael Jordon, Ving Rhames, Bruce Willis, Telly Savalas, Patrick Stewart, Scatman Crothers, Homer Simpson, and as if that wasn’t enough to tell you that being Bald makes me Badass: all of America is represented by the BALD Eagle. --END-- Generalé's Remarks: As you may have guessed, he's actually not a bloke (as in british), but a yank; and a patriotic yank to boot! We were hoping he'd tell the story about his famous wresting move from high school: "The Clencher." That's a badass moment. Ask him about it sometime. |
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Rank: Superior Regimental Commandant Handle: Mother Trucker Legionnaire Since: 1 May 05 Location: Boyce, Virginia Notches on his Badass Belt: 208 Badassness Self Affirmation: Badass? Maybe.
Snappy dresser? Sometimes. Steamin' hunk o' man? Oh, you're goddamn
right! I once got into a fight with a sixty year old man at a bar because
his wife couldn't keep her sex starved hands off me. Had I known the
ferocity of this woman in the sack; I would have walked away. Coincidentally,
I now have a terrible phobia of roast beef. Generalé's Remarks: El Chupanibré's brother. Being a Generalé's brother has it's advantages and disadvantages. |
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Rank: Superior Regimental Commandant Handle: Kha-lib das Schwermetall Mensch Legionnaire Since: 20 June 05 Location: Tirrenia, Italy Notches on his Badass Belt: 307 Badassness
Self Affirmation: You think you're worthy of being as badass
as me huh? It's no easy task, Bitches. Let me remind you that when I
was 9, I spent an entire week at Church Camp without soda or television.
You can tell by the look of a Killer in my eyes, that week of absolute
torture and hell put the Devil inside me. They call me, Kha-lib das
Schwermetall Mensch. In other words, I'm one the badassiest of the badasses
with a very high rating of semenalistic fortitude. Can you handle it,
Sucka? Generalé's Remarks: Oh yeah, he's a badass. Check out Kha-lib's testimonial (#4) on the "Join Us" page. |
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Rank: Superior Regimental Commandant Handle: Mother Teresa Legionnaire Since: 27 July 05 Location: Aviano, Italy Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I like long walks on the beach, a nice glass of red wine, but what makes me a badass you ask? I like it prison style. Generalé's Remarks: Well, there's the real answer to the question we've been getting lately, "Are there girls allowed in Team Friendship?" Yes, yes they are. As long as they're badass. And I think Mother Teresa here fits the bill. She also claims to have at one time or another, used Faux-Hawk as an adult novelty toy. And why is her handle 'Mother Teresa'? You'll have to ask her. |
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Rank: Superior Regimental Commandant Handle: Ye' Old Lizard Slayer Legionnaire Since: 5 August 05 Location: Fort Walton Beach, Florida Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: From the highland hills and the pellet gun thrills, el Chupanibré's ol' ladie's chicken fajitas got my wife imprego at the same time. From it all in the ol it to watching his old lady pee on a car at the beach. Ha, the remorse felt by the sting of the TCB. Boo yah. Generalé's Remarks: Occupation: Lizard Slayer... Preferred weapon: Pellet gun. Hailing from Ft. Walton Beach, Florida! |
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Rank: Superior Regimental Commandant Handle: TJ Pissinhimer Legionnaire Since: 20 August 05 Location: Concord, California Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I'm such a badass, Natural Beer made me their spokesman, but I got a side deal with Pabst too! I enjoy peeing on cop's baby carriages, cars, mail boxes, glasses left on porches, and until last week when I crashed my car into a fire hydrant, speeding around town a bit too drunk to walk straight!! I like green plants, and I always have the best ones... What can I say? I'm a party animal, I even sing with no back up into beer cans on demand!!! Generalé's Remarks: Lock up yer kids (and stow away your fire hydrants), we got a hellion here! |
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Rank: Vice Regimental Commandant Handle: Young Blood Legionnaire Since: 7 January 06 Location: Unknown... We're guessing North Carolina Notches on his Badass Belt: 18 Badassness Self Affirmation: I am a badass because I am 20 years old and I still ride little kid bikes; and well, being in the Army makes me a badass - NOT. The Army is kinda lame but anyways I love to get drunk off Coca-cola 'cause I am not 21 yet and my life is freaking awesome; no worries and no regrets on anything 'cause if you don't remember it, how could it be THAT bad?! Generalé's Remarks: Oh Young Blood. You should meet Douche Bag from Little Team Friendship Buddies, we think you'd get along. |
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Rank: Vice Regimental Commandant Handle: Love Rocker Legionnaire Since: 20 August 05 Location: Indian Orchard, Massachusetts Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I drink till I pass out or go blind, whichever is first... I love to drink and fight, but I always leave time for the ladies... This is me after one of the best shows ever: Gwar and The Misfits... Plenty of booze, blood and punk rock... No one does it better than the king and that ain't no lie!!! Generalé's Remarks: Brooding and dark. It keeps TF well-rounded to have someone like this guy. Between the 3 of us Generalés, we've seen Gwar and The Misfits as well, possibly multiple times. I believe that el Chupanibré told me that Gwar was his favorite show EVER. You're in good company. |
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Rank: Vice Regimental Commandant Handle: N.Y. Buddha Legionnaire Since: 3 September 05 Location: Upstate New York Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I'm just chillin waitin' for someone to step and get stomped. That's all. Generalé's Remarks: A man of few words. I'm thinkin' that THE notoriously passive Buddha would have done the same. Wait... then stomp if need be. Way to watch yer back; now as a Legionnaire, you gotta watch ours too. |
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Rank: Vice Regimental Commandant Handle: Choppahawk Legionnaire Since: 8 September 05 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: In the pic I'm doing nothing badass other than showing off my my hawk to my phone.... But I have been trying to be badass since I was 5 and wore my underwear on the OUTSIDE... (No point in having pictures on my undies if no one can see them.) Generalé's Remarks: Underwear on the outside of your Toughskin jeans, huh? Well, Superman wears his undies on the outside so that's not so strange... (?) |
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Rank: Vice Regimental Commandant Handle: Toucan Sam Legionnaire Since: 8 September 05 Location: California Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: The picture should say it all. I also have a thing for Froot Loops. Generalé's Remarks: Froot Loops... Yeah, uhh... Fruity... An Air Force lieutenant with a thing for Froot Loops; we NEVER would have IMAGINED! But yeah, that picture is pretty badass! Makes us giggle like school girls. |
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Rank: Vice Regimental Commandant Handle: Burnt Wringer Legionnaire Since: 23 October 05 Location: Germany Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I am as badass as they come. I drink milk out of the carton, I wear tight pants and I pick on people smaller than me. That little kid in the picture shit in a brand new diaper so I choked the shit out of him. I don't bullshit. I spilled a flaming Dr. Pepper on my arm and burned it and I still partied on. I get drunk about 3 times a week and if I put enough shots of vodka in a chick's Smirnoff Ice, I get laid. Choke on that hog. Generalé's Remarks: Child abuser AND date rapist. Definately NOT Team Friendship material. BUT since el Chupanibré knows this guy personally and said he's full of shit, we'll make an exception. |
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Rank: Vice Regimental Commandant Handle: Breesus the Unoriginal Legionnaire Since: 5 December 05 Location: Ogdensburg, New York Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I am so badass, I emit badass gasses; so bow down and lick the shit from between my toes. Behold, for I am Breesus. www.geocities.com/snakeblooddrinker Generalé's Remarks: This is a friend of Chupa Jr.'s, who together with Breesus the Unoriginal (in Breesus' own words) used to get milk faced and hum like rabbits. There you have it then! |
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Rank: Vice Regimental Commandant Handle: Jedi Master Bader Legionnaire Since: 7 January 06 Location: West Virginia, by God. Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: Anyone who can go through life being ultra dork extrordinaire, wowing teenage girls with my superior knowledge of Star Wars and the true to life world of comic books definately deserves to be called a badass. I also get a huge turn on from animated porn. Generalé's Remarks: A friend of Mother Trucker's... So he's a friend of the family's! We were forced to let him in! Jokes, just jokes! Welcome aboard! |
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Rank: Vice Regimental Commandant Handle: East Side Playboy Legionnaire Since: 28 March 06 Location: Maryland Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I went out in public looking like this! We went to a bar where some punks wanted to fight because they didn't like our festive President's Day costumes, and long story short, they ended up in the hospital. That's what we do - we go out lookin' for trouble - and that is why I'm badass enough for Team Friendship. Did I mention we were in Texas? Land where the definition of "retarded" is very broad and vague. Generalé's Remarks: Lookin' for trouble, huh? A real badass never looks for it. A real badass knows exactly where the trouble is and can pull it out of their back pocket at a moment's notice. |
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Rank: Vice Regimental Commandant Handle: Clean Cut Wreckster Legionnaire Since: 28 Mar 06 Location: California Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I crashed my bike face first into some steps and broke my face. Instead of passing out I got up ran back and called 911. I'm a freakin badass!!!!!!!!!!!!! Generalé's Remarks: A real badass wouldn't have called 911. A real badass would have called their best friend's mom... Yeah... for sex. |
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Rank: Inferior Regimental Commandant Handle: Seaman Pooty Legionnaire Since: 26 July 05 Location: Florida; The Seven Seas (originally Mississippi) Notches on his Badass Belt: 87 Badassness
Self Affirmation: Wutsup, my name's pooty. Im a badass cuz
my redneckness allows me to down a 2 liter boot of beer with no problem.
I grew up with Bumpkin in the great southern state of Mississippi. Right
on the big muddy. If you dont believe it look in his ole Miss hat and
youll see "pooty" written in there. Generalé's Remarks: This guy's stuck out at sea surrounded by water without a beer in sight apparently. If you ever see him at some port in Bum Fuck nowhere, you may want to buy him a beer. He looks like he can get thirsty. |
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Rank: Inferior Regimental Commandant Handle: Le Motley Narcissist Legionnaire Since: 18 September 05 Location: Ogdensburg, New York Notches on her Badass Belt: 18 Badassness Self Affirmation: Wanna know how badace I am? This little girl here was giving me some lip one night so I drugged her up with some roofies and well... You can see the damage Generalé's Remarks: Drugging your date with roofies is CLASSY! Oh well, you gotta get 'em any way you can! |
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Rank: Inferior Regimental Commandant Handle: Ashen Kitty Killer Legionnaire Since: 20 August 05 Location: Bellingham, Washington Notches on his Badass Belt: 3 Badassness
Self Affirmation: When I'm not spending time with my kitty
or fucking my wife, I drink lots of Corona with the nice touch of limes
and smoke a badass amount of weed. Before going on my bike rides I usually
'pound' a Corona down my throat to make it a little more of a bike ride
than it was before. I'd say I was at the height of badass when I drank
distilled gin from a beer bong or according to what my friend has informed
me, chugging a bottle of vodka. I have drank my fill in the day more
than I would push myself into doing now as far as hard liqour goes,
but I am definately a beer man now and I'm thinking since my name is
Adam and I drink Corona - makes me 1337 enough. I'm also into the MMORPG's
so I pwn you with my +62 thunder sword of Ashenvale... No. Generalé's Remarks: You smoke AND drink? We would have never guessed it looking at that picture. You certainly look like a straight-laced type of guy! |
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Rank: Inferior Regimental Commandant Handle: Stag Mountaineer Legionnaire Since: 12 September 05 Location: Front Royal, Virginia Notches on his Badass Belt: 3 Badassness Self Affirmation: This is a pic of me shortly after beginning the drinking cycle on the day my divorce went through and became final. Like Willie Nelson says, "Why are divorces so expensive? Cuz they're worth it!" Truer words will never be spoken, my friends. Plus occasionally it's fun to do shit just to piss the ex off... Generalé's Remarks: Occasionally! You need to make that your full time hobby! The more you piss your ex off, the better you sleep at night! |
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Rank: Inferior Regimental Commandant Handle: Margarita Mariner Legionnaire Since: 20 August 05 Location: Unknown Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: Back in a time known as "May 2005", I was witnessed drinking drinks that shouldn't be drank. I was eating foods that shouldn't be eaten; and as a result I started to, what people are calling "Popeye". A sailor's hat donned upon my head, followed by a cob pipe, and RIPPED ABS. You can't beat the toughness thats being displayed in this picture, and if you try, I'm gonna kick your face in with an Atari 2600 duct-taped to my shoes. Generalé's Remarks: "Popeye" huh? We've seen people do that a time or two... we just didn't know there was a name for it! Thanks for the educating affirmation! |
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Rank: Inferior Regimental Commandant Handle: Karl Shittington Legionnaire Since: 25 August 05 Location: Just north of Seattle, Washington Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I'm a badass because my ultimate dream is to one day have my dick sucked while taking a shit. Thus the "Hot Karl USA" trucker's hat, which I had custom made in Canada. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the Hot Karl, it is a sexual act involving a woman performing fellatio on a man while he sits on the toilet, batching a nice steaming loaf. I'm also a badass because my band rocks harder than you and I am a total beer slob. Yet another factor of my badassness is my friendship with Ashen Kitty Killer. Together our powers combine to form Captain Uber Badass, and can easily take down a mob of level +51 elite beer bottles. I enjoy playing a certain MMORPG with him. WORLD OF WARCRAFT = BADASS!! Bottoms up, assholes Generalé's Remarks: Disgusting........... Welcome to Team Friendship!!! |
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Rank: Inferior Regimental Commandant Handle: Nekkid Vandal Legionnaire Since: 8 September 05 Location: New York Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: Yo what's popping bros? Yeah I''m badass. Fuck man, I love destroying while skating. Right here I'm trying to skate with around 9 bottles of some crappy ass beer in me that gave me a hangover like you wouldn't believe. Me and my cuz both GONE. Shit man, I've gotten busted at least 8 times, no lie, (and still counting) for skating on private property, causing criminal michief at play grounds and defacing property for grinding on shit. So what? I've never cracked anyone's windshield or shit. Not my style. I'll just chill outside naked mainly at Seaside Heights right there with the neighbors watching and just skate, flipping random people off and destroying shit. Generalé's Remarks: AND you've got blue griptape that match your laces! Ummm, we got nothing... Welcome to Team Friendship, where we ALL chill naked outside with the neighbors watching! |
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Rank: Inferior Regimental Commandant Handle: Dirty Backbiter Legionnaire Since: 6 November 05 Location: Iowa City, Iowa Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: Well, in this picture my roommate and I thought it would be cool to mess around with some condoms. So one thing lead to another and bam, just look at the picture. If that's not enough for you I have one tattoo and a couple piecings. I also am on the track team for the University of Iowa and I throw heavy metal objects as far as humanly possible. Oh yes, and I did manage to deflower a Team Friendship member and get walked in on in the process. Thanks guys. Generalé's Remarks: This young lady will always be in a special place within the heart of Team Friendship. The young man she mentions deflowering is our beloved Douche Bag. She made the Team Friendship news before there was even a website! |
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Rank: Inferior Regimental Commandant Handle: Regurgitative Nomad Legionnaire Since: 5 December 05 Location: Front Royal, Virginia Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: This shirt was cute before I puked on it. Badass? Is that something that I should even question? No. I just am. I could add "bitches" to the end of all my sentences but I am so badass that, well, I don't have the time to even think about it. Aye carumba, your butt's down unda. Generalé's Remarks: We love it when someone uses the words "cute" and "puke" in the same sentence! It's pretty badass to be able to pull that off. |
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Rank: Inferior Regimental Commandant Handle: DJ Double Deuce Legionnaire Since: 5 February 06 Location: Lafayette, Louisiana Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: Right here I'm posing for the camera while letting a sick Drum & Bass track wreck the dancefloor. What you can't see are the 3 hot topless chicks being held back by my two Samoan bodyguards, the mosh pit behind them and the line of people trying to get in to hear the madness. Generalé's Remarks: Not just 3 hot chicks, but 3 hot topless chicks; not just 2 bodyguards, but 2 Samoan bodyguards. We like this guy's descriptive writing and his superior sense of the dramatic. Plus, when we have the Team Friendship world reunion party, we'll have a DJ! |
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Rank: Inferior Regimental Commandant Handle: Illiterate A-Hole Legionnaire Since: 5 February 06 Location: Anna, Texas Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I'm a badass because I have a car and a chick, both way too cool for me, so that makes me more of a badass than if I just was badass enough to have them both. Plus I am from Texas, the only state badass enough to be its own country before becoming part of the U.S. Plus I am badass enough to inform people who are members about their flaws in their names (i.e. Hot Karl. Blumpkin is getting head on the toilet. Hot Carl is when you shit in someones mouth; look it up if you don't believe me and I have a shirt to prove it). Not trying to put anyone down, just letting you know so that someone doesn't get on here and try to make you dumb and start shit. For more badass ways to improve your sex life just ask me for more ideas. I am the badass on the left in the flowers. That's right - flowers. We just got done camping in the wilderness and were still drunk from the night before. It was great and no guys spooned. Badass. Generalé's Remarks: Ok... Member's names are the Generalé's responsibility and no one elses; not even the member themselves. As for your allusions to the meanings of a couple of names - great job, however you misread the names. There is no one in TF by the name of Hot Karl or Blumpkin. There's a Karl Shittington who is wearing a "Hot Karl USA" hat. Also, there is a member named Bumpkin, which is a play on his real last name and the fact that he's a self-proclaimed hick... as in "Country Bumpkin." Read carefully before publicly criticizing. You may get called an "Illiterate A-Hole". Now that all that is out of the way, welcome to Team Friendship! If we were really mad at you then you wouldn't be what you are now - A Legionnaire! |
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