Rank: Super-Ace Bully First Class

Handle: Lady Killer

Legionnaire Since: 1 March 05

Location: Tirrenia, Italy

Notches on his Badass Belt: 226

Badassness Self Affirmation:

Top 10 reasons why Lady Killer is the Badass to end all badasses
- I wear pink.
- I have spent the night at the Neverland ranch and something DID happen.
- Because I Freestyle Walk over cars and fall through the windshield.
- I run down old ladies on my snowboard (law suit still pending).
- Then there was the time that I fell down the mountain trying to take a pee-pee by a river at the bottom of a gorge. I ended up with a cut the size of Montana on my head.
- I was about to hook it up with a hog and my friends drug me out of there at 3:00 A.M. to save my sweet little pelvis.
- Every time I go home to see my Mommy I get arrested for drinking with minors.
- I think that I am a super hard core Pro-Mattress Rider.
- I took Gymnastics in High-school.
- My car is a 1985 Toyota Starlet, Red, 4 Cyl, with cardboard ground effects.

Generalé's Remarks: Trouble follows this kid wherever he goes. Check out his great testimonial (#1) on the "Join Us" page.

Rank: Ace Bully Second Class

Handle: Douche Bag

Legionnaire Since: 1 March 05

Location: Tirrenia, Italy

Notches on his Badass Belt: 186

Badassness Self Affirmation:

DOUCHE BAG'S BAD ASSTORY

This is me, Ace-Bully Second Class Douche Bag, sporting a sweet cowboy hat and cowboy boots having a super nasty inebriated love session with a bass speaker port. If you haven’t already figured it out, my hobbies are: gettin’ nekkid, drinking, humping stuff (mostly legs… mostly) and proving I’m a bad ass and proving I have low standards. Fat Girls can contact me via bad ass e-mail cause EVERYONE KNOWS I LOVE THE FATTIES.

///signed///
Douche Bag

Generalé's Remarks: 5' 2" of all mouth. Can you imagine him sleeping with a 6' 3" female shot put champion? We can't. He's got a testimonial (#2) on the "Join Us" page.

Rank: Ace Third Class

Handle: Gavinator

Legionnaire Since: 1 June 05

Location: Lompoc, California

Notches on his Badass Belt: 6

Badassness Self Affirmation: check this out poohead! need I say more!#$!

Generalé's Remarks: Gavinator is Colonel Crookeye's boy. He's mean on that machine.

Rank: Ace Third Class

Handle: Black Eye McTrouble

Legionnaire Since: 6 July 05

Location: Pontasserchio, Italy

Notches on his Badass Belt: 0

Badassness Self Affirmation: Your frickin'-A right that's a black eye. My parents decided to move the stupid dresser in my room without tellin' me! Next thing you know, I'm on my way into my pimp lair (bedroom) and the darn thing smacked me in the face. I only cried for about thirty seconds, though. I'd like to see someone named 'Lady Killer' shake something like that off in less than a minute...punk. This crap is a waste of my time. I don't need your acceptance to know that I'm a badass. I'm outta heeeerrrrre!

Generalé's Remarks: Hide your dressers, this one's unruly! He'll probably get a set of training knucks from Santa this year!

Rank: Ace Third Class

Handle: Poopzilla

Legionnaire Since: 1 Feb 05

Location: Pisa, Italy

Notches on his Badass Belt: 15

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Generalé's Remarks: That there is El Chupanibré's boy. He's a hell raiser, that Poopzilla.

Rank: Ace Third Class

Handle: Pooperilla

Legionnaire Since: 3 September 05

Location: Vecchiano, Italy

Notches on her Badass Belt: 0

Badassness Self Affirmation: In this pic I am partying in my Elmo party hat, but that isn't the only reason I am a badace. I am Poopzilla's gal pal and an expert in the ways of the hacky sack. Also I am a girl gamer in training and that is pretty awesome. Is that badace enough for you????

Generalé's Remarks: Poopzilla's got a girlfriend! Poopzilla's got a girlfriend! haha.

Rank: Ace Third Class

Handle: Triple B

Legionnaire Since: 18 September 05

Location: England

Notches on his Badass Belt: 0

Badassness Self Affirmation: I, like my father (Bald Bloke), am Bald. Any questions pertaining to my Badassness should be referred to my father; for as Badass as I am, I'm still not supposed to talk to strangers.

Generalé's Remarks: On the questionnaire part of the application, this kid answered "yes" to having headbutted someone... more than once as well. My money is that it was his father!