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Rank: Superior Brigade Marshal Handle: Suburban Cowgirl Legionnaire Since: 23 October 05 Location: Stephens City, Virginia Notches on her Badass Belt: 42 Badassness
Self Affirmation: I am one cute badass because: I have 5 tattoos,
9 piercings. I can do a 23 second keg stand, and beat pansy boys doing
double beer bongs. I love to rock out to AC mutha fuckin DC and Lynyrd
Skynyrd. I enjoy camping out and 4-wheeling. This picture is fucking
badass because I am winking (which I can only seem to do when I'm shit-faced)
while drinking a ice cold Coors Light and wearing a cowboy hat. Generalé's Remarks: So it's not a cowGIRL hat? I've always wondered if cowgirls wore cowboy boots and cowboy hats. Does that make you a cross dresser? Hmmm... |
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Rank: Superior Brigade Marshal Handle: Carlito Reubens Legionnaire Since: 11 October 05 Location: Tirrenia, Italy Notches on his Badass Belt: 36 Badassness Self Affirmation: I do believe I am am the only mother fucker ever thrown in the drunk tank for stripping off in a local Louisville bar and running down the main strip bare assed. The helpful police were ever so helpful as to neglect to bring my drunk ass clothes. Spending an entire night in a Louisville jail naked... bad ass? I think so. Generalé's Remarks: I don't know if I'd admit to spending the night in the city jail naked. It's bad enough what happens to dudes in there when they're fully clothed. They don't call jail the "pokey" for no reason. |
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Rank: Superior Brigade Marshal Handle: Stitch Lusherson Legionnaire Since: 20 August 05 Location: Michigan Notches on his Badass Belt: 3 Badassness Self Affirmation: How badass am I? Well definitely not the Diet Coke of badassness. Every Thursday I go to the bar. Hey, I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk and drunks don't have attend meetings so it clears my schedule to drink more. Generalé's Remarks: Oh Stitch, how we can relate! One question, is that your "taking a crap" face or is the sun in your eyes? |
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Rank: Superior Brigade Marshal Handle: Mumbles the Destroyer Legionnaire Since: 15 August 05 Location: Tirrenia, Italy Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I am a Team Friendship calibur badass because I am a sword-wielding drunk! I know that one day in the not-so-distant future that all computers around the world will FAIL! It HAS to happen eventually. And computers are in everything. Everything... And when that happens, the world shall revert back to a medieval sort of existence because guns will be malfunctioning and it will be survival of the fittest. But I have MY medieval weapon, and alcohol that gives me the balls to use it. My friends all laugh and think I'm crazy, but when the world gets plunged into darknes, THEN we shall see who is laughing. Oh yes...we shall.... Generalé's Remarks: And lo, the destoyer came before us and we were brought to our knees as he let out a mighty mumble, "uhhhhhh, mbrr lbl srbt..." Woolen cloaks and knarled staffs, but hey, who are we to judge? |
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Rank: Superior Brigade Marshal Handle: Evil Italiano Legionnaire Since: 20 August 05 Location: Michigan Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I'm giving you the mutha-flippin' evil eye because everything I've done is too bad to be caught on a photo... Eat that. If I showed you what bad ass crap I've done, I might have to kill you... Fair enough.... Capeesh? Generalé's Remarks: We like to call the evil eye the "Eye of the Tiger" around here. Well, if you're ever able to get someone to catch a badass act of yours on film, our photos section is a perfect place to display it! |
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Rank: Superior Brigade Marshal Handle: Mrs. Knuckler Legionnaire Since: 18 September 05 Location: Florida Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: Hi, my name is "The Baddest Bitch." I am the wife of Seaman Pooty. In this picture I am showing my sexyness. But don't look forward to many more pictures like this. I'm not that photogenic. Generalé's Remarks: Uhhh, I believe her name is "Mrs. Knuckler," NOT "The Baddest Bitch." You don't pick the names, we do. And don't ask why it's "Mrs. Knuckler" because coming up with names is a long, drawn out, scientific process we go through, as we do with ALL the names. Besides, we'd never call a completely undeserving young lady a bitch. An undeserving young lady, that is. |
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Rank: Superior Brigade Marshal Handle: Fire Walker Legionnaire Since: 6 November 05 Location: Stephens City, Virginia Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: Well let me begin: fire jumping - BADASS!!! Second, let it be known that Ican chug a cup faster than a person doing a beer bong. And #3, I am drunker than fuck after a hurricane party writing this and I can still spell, that takes skill. Generalé's Remarks: Spelling is indeed important, and spelling correctly, especially whilst drunk, CAN be considered badass we suppose. This guy is Suburban Cowgirl's boy-toy. Welcome aboard the Team Friendship Tugboat! |
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Rank: Superior Brigade Marshal Handle: Le Talonnuer Legionnaire Since: 20 November 05 Location: Ogdensburg, New York Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I'm Chupa Jr.'s sister, that and this picture should say more than enough. Generalé's Remarks: Hmmm. Just because she's a capitano's sister she thinks she can just get in with a crappy little self affirmation like that?! Well, we guess she's right. |
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Rank: Vice Brigade Marshal Handle: Freebert Legionnaire Since: 25 August 05 Location: Lafayatte, Louisiana Notches on his Badass Belt: 69 Badassness Self Affirmation: In this photo I'm rocking out badass style while holding up a copy of southern rock legends Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Silver and Gold" greatest hits album. YEAH ROCK ON! Generalé's Remarks: Turn it up. And is that what rockin' out badass style looks like? For some, maybe. At least he's got vinyl. That's pretty badass. We're not kiddin'. Vinyl kicks ass. |
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Rank: Vice Brigade Marshal Handle: Thunder Nugget Legionnaire Since: 5 August 05 Location: Front Royal, Virginia Notches on her Badass Belt: 3 Badassness Self Affirmation: Well... this photo was right before Karen started getting all FR Redneck on some girl at the Bret Michaels concert. Yea, Karen almost got us into a fight that night... but they eventually went away. Good times. Generalé's Remarks: Bret Michaels!? Wasn't he the lead singer of "Poison?" Rough crowd I bet! And you let them get away?! |
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Rank: Vice Brigade Marshal Handle: Talianto Bonetta Legionnaire Since: 31 July 05 Location: Unknown... (California??) Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: Actually, my pic is not really so bad ass in and of itself. It is more the reason the picture was taken in the first place, I guess. It is one of the many pictures taken during a headshot session with my friend for an audition for "Dreamgirls The Movie." I think it is pretty badass of me to put myself on the line in front of evil casting directors time after time in pursuit of that one big break. Whatever, though. I just liked the pic so it's the one that i decided to post. I am a badass because I really don't care if you think me or my pic are badass. I am what I am and I really could give a damn what other people have to say. I do what I want. Generalé's Remarks: Well, I guess one person's interpretation of badass is different than another's. She said on the questionnaire that she's got a set of knucks and that she's used them on a person before. That might have been a good badassness story! Oh and we have NO idea what the handle "Talianto Bonetta" means. As some of you know, you don't get to make up your own handle. We make them up for you based on your application. We couldn't think of any so El Chupanibré just spouted this one out. Good enough! |
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Rank: Vice Brigade Marshal Handle: Tennessee Temptress Legionnaire Since: 12 September 05 Location: Virginia Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I am the HOTness of BADASSNESS!!! So in this pic I am being HOT! Or something. Generalé's Remarks: Or something? Not very badass to be doubting yourself. However, you made it in! Welcome aboard the Team Friendship shipwreck! |
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Rank: Vice Brigade Marshal Handle: Sidewalk Superintendent Legionnaire Since: 24 September 05 Location: Georgia Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I'm being a complete tool in the dorms, throwing a party the night that they banned alcohol from being in the dorms here on Robins Air Force Base. Good times. Stupid immature underage fucks jumping off the third floor of the dorm balconies completely wasted, got alcohol banned from dorms here.... Generalé's Remarks: A party of one? |
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Rank: Vice Brigade Marshal Handle: a Demente Chauffeur Legionnaire Since: 6 October 05 Location: Lafayette, Louisiana Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: In this picture, someone just made a smartass remark to me, so I'm giving them the"WTF did you just say to me?!" look. I'm so badass that I need not even speak... one look from me and you'll KNOW you're in trouble! Especially when I'm as drunk as I was in this pic. Fighting's not really my style; I'll just run you over with my car!! Problem solved. The most badass part of being a badass is not getting caught. So I don't have much evidence of it on film. WHAT?! YOU DON\'T BELIEVE ME? I'LL RUN YOU OVER!!!!! Generalé's Remarks: Any friend of Freebert's is definately a friend of ours! Oh, and we'll definately be sure to use the crosswalks when you're around. |
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Rank: Vice Brigade Marshal Handle: the Supreme Flicker Legionnaire Since: 23 October 05 Location: Arkadelphia, Arkansas Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: This is a picture of me picking a badass booger to put on some unsuspecting pathetic pansy-person. Oh, and I'm also Pooperilla's cousin and I taught her everything she needs to know about being completely badass. Where'd ya think it came from, her parents? Psh! Generalé's Remarks: This chick and el Chupanibré could probably put out a workshop on picking boogers and putting them on people. |
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Rank: Vice Brigade Marshal Handle: Lazy Nurse Legionnaire Since: 20 November 05 Location: Ames, Iowa Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: Seriously, what's more bad ass than a blonde college girl dressed as a naughty nurse with her legs wrapped around another girl... all while holding a beer bong? Generalé's Remarks: We think that this is a friend of Dirty Backbiter. We called her "lazy" because she is the first applicant to NOT fill out the questionnaire on the application. Yeah, it is optional anyway, but she's the first to actually NOT do it. |
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Rank: Vice Brigade Marshal Handle: Uninhibited Vocalist Legionnaire Since: 7 January 06 Location: Louisiana Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: Those who have no shame are badass. When you can throw on random clothes, grab a few props and belt out 80's ballads to a group of grown adults and still walk away with your head held high: that's badassness. Generalé's Remarks: Another member from the Louisiana posse. Freebert must lead some cult down there or something. |
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Rank: Inferior Brigade Marshal Handle: Flowering Maillot Legionnaire Since: 23 October 05 Location: Baton Rouge, Louisiana Notches on her Badass Belt: 36 Badassness Self Affirmation: I'm badass because I drink Budweiser E and wear bikinis! Whooo! Generalé's Remarks: Budweiser and binkinis? Kinda cool, but somewhat lacking on the badassness. Anyway, good enough for us! By the way, "maillot" means "bathing suit" in case anyone was wondering. |
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Rank: Inferior Brigade Marshal Handle: Brooklyn's Gopher Legionnaire Since: 31 July 05 Location: Brooklyn, New York Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: I have no
clue what I am doing in this photo, probably being inspirational. Generalé's Remarks: No one said that "ghetto" equals badass. Anyway, a not very inspiring badass affirmation. However, much props to her as she is one of our designated Team Friendship Sticker Propaganda distributer for the NY area. Her handle is because she lives in Brooklyn, but is from Minnesota (the gopher state). Somehow I have a hard time picturing a Minnesotan being ghetto! (Generalé edit: come to find out, she's NOT from Minnesota, but from Wisconsin originally... close enough.) |
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Rank: Inferior Brigade Marshal Handle: Twisted Highlander Legionnaire Since: 6 November 05 Location: Radford, Virginia Notches on her Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: This picture of me with a poster on the wall that basically describes things for itself at RADFORD partyin' it up! Generalé's Remarks: This is our first applicant to admit to seeing Twisted Sister live, so she definately gets props for that! |
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Rank: Inferior Brigade Marshal Handle: Tree Hugger Legionnaire Since: 20 November 05 Location: Louisiana Notches on his Badass Belt: 0 Badassness Self Affirmation: This is somewhere in the Painted Desert Petrified Forest. Generalé's Remarks: That picture could have been taken anywhere!... Anyway, what's so badass about being in a petrified forest? |
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